Sensitivity and Tact.

[Zuraimi] Eh Danial, How come your shoes one red one blue one?
[Danial Hakim] Err... It kana mud ah.
[Zuraimi] Ohh... Red mud or blue mud?

[Leow] Have you all pull out the green part? (refering to the Clitoria flower)
[Elton]{to Iggy, Joel and Me} Ours' dissected already.
[Rest] LOL.

Quite some time ago...

[Iggy] Sir, will you give make-up lessons for those going for the camp?
[Zuraimi] Err... Estee Lauder or what?

[Setho] If you tell me waves got air molecules that means I'm blowing air towards you all now la? Got wind ah?

Lessons just keep better. Even better when you manage to complete your homework on time. Now I'm only lagging for Amath and Physics, the ones I hate the most.

We had target setting today~ Although some didn't get a chance to review their targets(including me) cos Ms Tan took too long for each person.

And I got my School Journal already. It looks normal, compared to the hideous guy last year.

After that we went for MT classes. Ms Yong was telling us to do some work for the chapter, end up only me and Jiayang did; Roy was COPYING TEXTBOOK and Marcus was SLACKING.

Recess was usual, apart from locking Lumps and E.T in the MC Room. And E.T telling everyone that he only brought the cap of his thumbdrive. LOL.

And Oswin kind of freaked out when I told him about the SLC Posters.

He had a HUGE REACTION like WHAT? YOU THINK I NOT ENOUGH THINGS TO DO IZZIT? Lol. Everyone started laughing.

End up it became Anthoni's job.

And we still have not called HATC. Shoot.

Biology was damn lame cos my group was talking about Heroes' characters.

Especially Claire Bennet. Elton termed our discussion as 'how to use Heroes' powers in real life'.

Our conclusion:

She'll most likely be a virgin forever, according to Iggy's theory of her hymen(sp?).
She could keep donating her organs cos they'll most probably grow back.(Elton)
The best way to kill her apart from shooting her brain is to chop her into 18 parts and burn all of them.
Although Iggy claimed she could most probably turn into 18 of herself.
And separating the chopped parts would cause her to have really long limbs as they grow all the way back to each other. Imagine one in each continent.

And a debate about Hiro's time travels.

Elton's favourite skill: Time Travel
My Favourite skill: Telekinesis/Teleportation. Although Paige's Orbing would get me there.

After lessons was SLI meeting at the Library second floor. I still haven't found my chinese book.

Mdm Tang was not pleased about our progress. =(

Changda smacked Yun Sol. THRICE.

So we settled our job scopes and committee positions and ended off.

Then we had some games at MC Room after that.

I started Wacko. So all the PSLs were playing. Along with Sec 4s.

Yunhan slipped on the puddle. HAHA. So mean.

And Kasi-mum was all-time favourite target with Lumps second.

Then we kinda stopped and Changda began his human anatomy and beast anatomy lectures.

Participants:
Lumps
Me
Yu Fan
Shao Wei - The most excited one, with his ice lolly.

We learned about how elephants ejaculate like arteries(poor zookeeper), how some random animal breaks his privates after one attempt(Imagine if the female doesn't get pregnant the first time), how sharks wrestle violently in their activity.

Random Fact: Yun Sol has more than ten mini meals a day. =)

Paparazzi News -- The Yun Sol~Wei Loong Affair

VICTORIA SCHOOL- Recently, the pair has been seen hanging out with each other more often than usual, in additon to their usual flirting stints. The couple has been rumoured to have an underground relationship. Watch this space for more updates.

You know what?

Let's clarify some stuff.

For those who still have no idea who the Arrow Scouts Troop Leader is, or are wondering why neither Changda nor me are holding this position, please keep reading.

For the sake of the school, our respective boards, and our dedication(stop the giggles), we have chosen(like reallly long ago), to not participate in the 'elections' of sorts. So we can focus our attention and time towards the school. It was a worthwhile sacrifice(I'm speaking for myself only), and I'll not regret the decision.

The Troop Leader is Ong Zhi Cong from Class 4H.

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Q1) do you take any pills?
Medicinal purposes of course.

Q2) you doing anything interesting tomorrow?
Paper 2 is so not interesting.

Q3) what was your elementary school called?
Maha Bodhi School

Q4) how many hours do you work a week?
I don't work currently, unless you consider SCHOOL COMMITMENTS.

Q5) have you ever seen real giraffes?
Yes. Zoo of course.

Q6) chocolate, strawberrry or vanilla?
Strawberry. Sweet. =)

Q7) where will you retire to?
Some atas residential area with cool neighbours. Impossible huh?

Q8) last person you completely lost your temper to?
Can't remember. Maybe Bla?

Q9) what name will you definitely never call your kid?
Shabalabadingdong. He/She shall not suffer for the rest of his/her life.

Q10) how many people do you know called (insert your name here)?
None. Unique. =)

Q11) what are you supposed to be doing now?
Doing homework.

Q12) what's your favourite planet?
Saturn? Cos of the rings.

Q13) do you ever say "your mum"?
Sometimes. In conversations with others.

Q14) how about "that's what s/he said"?
Of course.

Q15) what's getting on your nerves now?
Nothing really. Except maybe bla.

Q16) are you normally quite patient?
Very.

Q17) do religious people bother you?
Not at all. xD

Q18) tongue piercings, hot/gross?
Gross. Especially hearing something about extra 'blow' sensations today.

Q19) lip piercings?
For women it'll be buried in lipstick.

Q20) is happiness a choice?
Definitely. Although circumstances affect your choice.

Q21) when did you leave school?
Don't get it.

Q22) when it comes to the opposite sex, what is your type?
Softer than me.

Q23) do you brush your hair before breakfast?
Nope. The breakfast has no eyes, does it?

Q24) name 3 places you'll go to again.
Japan, Korea, Home~!

Q25) what's the sweetest thing a girl has done for you?
In primary school I think, don't quite remember.

Q26) if you were marooned on a deserted island, how long would you survive?
Very long. Scouts remember?

Q27) what colour dominates your wardrobe?
Blue.

Q28) what's your comfort food?
Ice cream. And desserts. And coffee.

Q29) do you ever sing into your hairbrush pretending it's a microphone?
I prefer the tv/fan remotes. Haha.

Q30) speaking of hairbrushes, is yours metal or plastic?
Plastic I think?

Q31) is your house key silver or gold?
Silver.

Q32) did you ever play pokemon?
Of course. Who doesn't?

Q33) trade cards?
No, I was selfish. Muahaha.

Q34) what colour is your bedsheet?
I think green.

Q35) did/does your school make you support charities?
Yeah. when 1 bowl of rice = 1 paper crane.

Q36) what music did you listen to 5 years ago?
Chinese Pop.

Q37) what colour ink do you usually write in?
Black. I like orange though. And grey. And white.

Q38) how do you style your hair?
To the right, to the right.

Q39) who did you spend your last christmas with?
Myself. Sad right?

Q40) if you were cast in a movie, would you be lead role/someone important/irrelevant/NIL?Important supporting cast. Or cameo is fine.

Q41) aliens are going to eliminate one country, which country would you prefer?
Antartica, remove all that ice man!

Q42) who cooks your dinner?
Food hawkers. =)

Q43) george bush, a moron or someone doing his job?
Moron.

Q44) what tv show should be cancelled even before it was viewed?
Loads.

Q45) how many kids do you want?
None.

Q46) are you happy with life?
So far so good.

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Life can be tough. But it helps to know that you have friends.

Some are apparently deluded.

I'll have a Friend Column out soon. Watch this space. =)

It's for Year 2008.