11.

On visiting Vincent on Friday:

[Lyana] Huh, you guys charter bus just to see Vincent?

Thats false. But we did, and she almost forgot, she could not have lunch with us on friday.

On her smell:

*sound of rubbish truck reversing*
[Someone] Mdm, why you walking backwards?

and not so long ago...

[Lyana] Ha. I'm the coolest female teacher. Now you guys know being cool transcends smell.

On test difficulty:

[Zuraimi] It was not on purpose. It was intentional.

o.0

[Munir] kindergarTEN.

Gosh, i never knew kindergarten is pronounced that way. Always read it as kindergarDEN.

And Munir was going on about Angmohs try but always fail to speak singlish.

Picture this:

[Angmoh] Why are you like that LAR?
[Angmoh] Why can't i be like that LEH?

Totally off. -.-"

It's time to be proud people. We have mastered a language no other people other than Singaporeans can learn. How will they ever learn? By becoming true singaporeans. Come on in and learn man, you sua-ku angmohs. Impossible hor. It's like cannot be one lah. And its good to express your inner singaporean once in a while rite? Like sms slangs and kiasu-ism? On man! Steady pompipi somemore!

Well, someday, you might walk into a store and on the shelves, you see...

New promotional item! Speak Singlish Learning CD. $19.90.

=) Bestseller's list sia.

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Speaking of that, i was reminded of Ruby Pan's excellent Talking Cock speech segment. Go watch it on Youtube or mrbrownshow.com. It's truly singaporean.

'Now the people saying saying, ahh the baby, learning english from the maid. That's why cannot speak good english. Nonsense! Singapore got so many type of english, of cos your baby confuse!'

-- Filipino maid (cast: Ruby Pan)

And much more man.

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Ramadan starts soon. Non-Muslims, dare take up the challenge?

I'm Not Stupid Three!

Lol. Random rox. =)

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More movies coming your way.

- Underdog

- Resident Evil (Dark Resurrection i tink)

- The Brave One (Jodie Foster)

And yet to catch Hairspray and Ratatouille. Sucks right?

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Shall end off now. Lol. Anyway clement and I have begun watching Digimon Savers series. Special thanks to DYZPA's laptop. We shall use that as exam relief lol.

For once, and maybe last,

Ciaos!

P.S. Zeng An, i love your post!!! =)