If people are happy when they did well, say they 'snobbish pig'.
If people are sad when they did well, say they 'don't know their limits'.
If people are happy they did badly, say they 'useless noob'.
If people are sad they did badly, say they '活该'.
If smart people did badly, say they 'deserve it'.
If stupid people did well, say they 'tyco shit'.
Well if you can come up with something better go ahead and use it, I'm pretty much immune to such stuff anyway.
For those who still don't know the dates, range is from 9 to 13 (weekends not possible) so keep an eye on the NEWSPAPERS and the NEWS.
Alternatively you can raid your schools since the results are most prolly hidden there already.
And the options you can make on results' day to avoid the 'anxious kaypo kiasu mob':
1. Buy a shovel. (Either dig a hole hide your face or dig your grave.)
2. Buy a jetpack. (Don't stupid stupid hit the ceiling.)
3. Find and use the invisibility cloak. (Hard to find since it's invisible.)
4. Hypnotise and make people think you got six points. (50/50 chance success rate.)
5. Set off bomb. (Or set off fire alarm. So everyone will disappear.)
6. Shout 'bomb!' or 'fire!'. Works the same way. (More liability.)
7. Bring a gun. Threaten anyone who ask. (Or hide a banana in your jacket. Or anything that looks like gun.)
8. Kidnap their loved ones. (Blackmail. But need a giant storeroom for all the people.)
9. Burn your result slip. (Or eat. Or throw. Or whatever. So no one knows.)
10. Suicide. (Or suicide bomber no difference.)
***Disclaimer
> The above tips are meant for usage by the 2008 O Level Candidates to get rid of 'anxious kaypo kiasu mobs' (AKKM, pronounced 'ak-ker-mm) and should be employed at the user's own discretion. Monophobicnomore.bs.com is not responsible for any damage or losses incurred to people who attempt the above stunts. Children born after 1992 should not try this at all. Credit should be given to Monophobicnomore.bs.com upon successful stunts stated above that do get rid of AKKMs. For further enquiry, do not seek the author of Monophobicnomore.bs.com. <
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